Quotes about the credit crunch ..

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1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the
building standing. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno.

2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is
now
being called Wal Mart Street - Jay Leno.

3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment
banker.
The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW !

4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las
Vegas and an investment banker? A tie !

5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on
the left
side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.

6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our
show,
if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a
scam.
Don't fall for it - Jay Leno

7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his
favorite candy bar - Jay Leno

8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy
is even
thicker. They had to include pictures - Jay Leno

9. President Bush's response was to meet some small business
owners
in San Antonio last week. The small business owners are General
Motors, General Electric and Century 21 - Jay Leno

10. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if
one of
my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't
know
whether that refers to mine or the bank's